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Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your...
So, uh, this is pretty gross. The Florida Panthers visited Washington to play the Capitals on Friday, and (bad segue alert) I am going to type in CAPITAL LETTERS about how gross it was when Panthers...
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How Many People Were At The Florida Panthers Game Monday Night?
Twitter/John Morales According to the Florida Panthers, there were 7,311 fans at Monday night’s game against the Ottawa Senators. These pictures suggest otherwise. Someone forgot to tell Florida...
View ArticleA Florida Panthers Coach Suited Up In Full Gear After Both Goalies Got Hurt
Rob Tallas! pic.twitter.com/zylVbwnXCe — Ted Starkey (@TedStarkey) March 4, 2015 The hockey game between the Florida Panthers and Toronto Maple Leafs took a fantastic turn on Tuesday night as Panthers...
View ArticleA Postgame Melee Broke Out, And Florida’s Announcer Had Some Bizarre Insults...
The Florida Panthers had their 12-game winning streak snapped in Vancouver on Tuesday night when the Canucks’ Daniel Sedin managed to pot the game’s winning goal in overtime. Immediately following the...
View ArticleA Florida Panthers Reveals His Strange Obsession In A Hilarious Interview
Sometimes a headline doesn’t entirely encapsulate a story; that is not the case here. Aaron Ekblad of the Florida Panthers is obsessed with seashells in this 3-minute interview conducted by teammate...
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Jaromir Jagr’s Crazy Caffeine Addiction Will Give You Jitters Just Reading...
Getty Image Jaromir Jagr is a freak of nature. This we already knew. The Florida Panthers winger is 44 years old and still going strong in the NHL, a league in which he plays against many players who...
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Kevin Spacey Will Attend A Florida Panthers Game In A Customized Fetty Wap...
No blarney… Spacey IS in space. #FloridaPanthers pic.twitter.com/bQKHhaV8uL — Kevin Spacey (@KevinSpacey) March 17, 2016 The headline above might sound like some sort of ridiculous mad lib, but it’s...
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Kevin Spacey Attended A Florida Panthers Game In A Sweatshirt With His Own...
As promised earlier this week, Kevin Spacey was in attendance for Saturday’s Florida Panthers game against the Detroit Red Wings. This was no ordinary “celebrity taking in a hockey game” scenario...
View ArticleThe Florida Panthers Got Penalized Because Their Fans Wouldn’t Stop Throwing...
Sit down, PETA…they’re not real rats. The Florida Panthers handed out 10,000 rubber rats prior to their game against the New Jersey Devils on Thursday night, a giveaway that honored the 20th...
View ArticleShawn Thornton Hilariously Trolled An Opponent With The ‘Who Are You?’ Routine
Shawn Thornton gives Ryan Strome the business #whoareyou #NYIvsFLA pic.twitter.com/0JLPI0T76N — Tony Notarianni (@TonyNotarianni) April 15, 2016 Florida Panthers veteran forward Shawn Thornton has a...
View ArticleIt’s Not Playoff Hockey Until There’s A Sucker Punch To The Nuts
Playoff hockey is very physical. Like, typically even more brutal than hockey normally is, which is saying something. Guys can lose teeth and blood and it’s still all par for the course. But, with...
View ArticleShawn Thornton Continues To Be The NHL’s Best Troll With This Crying Baby...
Shawn Thornton has had quite a hot start to the NHL playoffs. No, the Panthers forward hasn’t scored any goals or recorded any assists through the Panthers’ first two games in their opening round...
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It Doesn’t Get Much More Thrilling Than A Penalty Shot In OT Of A Playoff...
A penalty shot in overtime of a Stanley Cup Playoff game is about as high-pressure a moment as you could imagine as an NHL player, whether you’re a goalie or a shooter. It’s not a situation that...
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A Panthers Player Was Bloodied Badly After A Freak Spill Into The Boards
The Stanley Cup Playoffs typically inflict a good amount of damage on the bodies of its participants, but Florida Panthers forward Nick Bjugstad suffered an unfortunate and odd injury on Friday night...
View ArticleThe Florida Panthers Made Some Big Changes To Their Logo And Uniforms
It’s official – we have a new look!!Details » https://t.co/xewByUYgZl pic.twitter.com/UVUy0sN0pX — Florida Panthers (@FlaPanthers) June 2, 2016 The Florida Panthers unveiled some big time changes to...
View ArticleI’m Trying to Get Worked Up for Hockey, Honest
I'm trying like hell to work up some excitement for the NHL season. I don't want to be one of those bloggers that blatantly ignores certain sports, but, well… I'll do my best to watch SportsCenter and...
View ArticleMarathoners Like Pain
Via the D.C. Sports Bog, I bring you a marathoner not paying attention. Be sure to watch the full video for the ultra-slo-mo at the end. If the comments on the YouTube page where this lives are to be...
View ArticleEASTER IS THE BEST TIME TO GET ARRESTED
As the sharp-eyed Lieutenant Winslow noted today, last night wasn't a good night for pro athletes to hang out in South Beach. Not only did the Heat's James Posey get a DUI — Posey displayed "bloodshot...
View ArticleTHERE WAS BLOOD F’ING EVERYWHERE
Florida Panthers winger Richard Zednik is in stable condition today after teammate Olli Jokinen, upended on the ice,
View ArticleSMOKING AND DRINKING ARE GOOD FOR YOU
101-year-old British citizen Buster Martin plans on running in the London Marathon: "I've said I'll attempt it, . . . I haven't said I'll complete it. If I do make it, all the better. I hadn't thought...
View ArticleTHE CAPITALS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS
The Washington Capitals insured a playoff berth by beating the Florida Panthers 3-1 last night. And here I thought every NHL team goes to the playoffs. Anyway, Alexander Ovechkin will play some more...
View ArticleRUNNERS ARE DUMB
To prepare for a marathon, you have to spend months building up endurance through repeated agonizing, knee-killing training runs, having your nipples bleed and buying lame singlets that get you laughed...
View ArticleMIAMI ARENA WENT BOOM
The former home to the Miami Heat and Florida Panthers got all implode-y over the weekend, and here’s the video. Why? Because shit getting wrecked is fun to watch. Hooray, entropy! Notice how every...
View ArticleRYAN REYNOLDS WANTS BLOODY NIPPLES
A man wiser than me once said, “Show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I’ll show you a guy that’s tired of banging her.” At it sounds like Van Wilder is already getting tired of banging...
View ArticleNIKE’S SAN FRANCISCO MARATHON IS GAY
Arien O’Connell finished the Nike Women’s Marathon in San Francisco with a personal best time of 2:55:11, nine minutes faster than the next fastest runner. She did not, however, win the race. Because...
View ArticleDAMN RIGHT.
Yesterday, we joined voices and became a single Arien Nation in support of Arien O’Connell, the fastest runner at Nike’s Women’s Marathon who was denied victory because she didn’t declare herself...
View ArticleWELL THAT SUCKS
You can rent some Florida Panther Ice Dancers for the budget price of $100 an hour, but be warned: it’s not like “renting” those women from the ads in the Village Voice. In fact, now that I’ve seen...
View ArticleHERE IS A NICE HOCKEY HIGHLIGHT
The Panthers’ Richard Zednik scored what turned out to be the game-winning goal by leaping over the Islanders’ Brendan Witt, then sliding the puck into the net — a series of actions that are...
View ArticleHOCKEY JUST GOT SEXY
Many times I’ve thought to myself, “Y’know, I really want to like watching hockey on TV, but there are just never enough bare tits for my liking.” And while that statement is actually true in any...
View ArticleDREW ROSENHAUS’ LATEST CLIENT – UPDATED
UPDATE: It’s just a GD viral marketing campaign. Well, good on them. Maybe for 2010-2011 they can drown Gary Bettman in the Gulf of Mexico. If you’ve ever followed Drew Rosenhaus on Twitter, you...
View Article“Ooops Upside Ya Head!”– The NHL Edition
In the Army, there’s a term known as fratricide–which essentially means “friendly fire.” When you shoot someone who is on your side. In the NHL, the term “Ballardcide” needs to be trademarked thanks...
View ArticleKEITH BALLARD BROKE HIS OWN GOALIE
I don’t get these guys that get off on damaging equipment whenever they botch a play. Take Panthers defenseman Keith Ballard. Dude gets beat by a cherry-picking Ilya Kovalchuk and then inexplicably...
View ArticlePick Your Nose, Pick Your Poison, Now Pick Your Season Ticket Price Plan
If Classy Cat ran the Panthers, they would sell out every game. He’s just so persuasive. This may come as a shock to some of you, but it’s hard for a hockey team to survive in South Florida. I have no...
View ArticleNHL Vet Found Dead As Hockey’s Macabre 2011 Rolls On
The summer has not been kind to hockey. In May, New York Rangers left winger Derek Boogaard mixed alcohol and oxycodone and died. Earlier this month, Winnipeg Jets forward Rick Rypien killed himself,...
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